INT. DAY
A LADY IS WAITING IN A BUSY DOCTOR'S WAITING ROOM.
Miss Williams? The doctor will see you now.
MISS WILLIAMS
(Stands up) Oh, lovely. Who is it? Mrs Hill or Mary Jones?
RECEPTIONIST
Oh no... sorry... Mrs Hill is off sick and Mary is over in our Southerton office today. You're seeing... MICHAEL LINK.
MISS WILLIAMS
M... M... MICHAEL? MICHAEL LINK?
RECEPTIONIST
It's fine, he assures me he's seen it all before and he shampooed his beard especially last night.
CUT TO:
MISS WILLIAMS IS RUNNING AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN THROUGH THE SURGERY CAR PARK.
6 comments:
Yoffy lifts a fingerrrr
And a mouse is there...
Puts his hands together
And a seagull takes the aiiiir
Yoffy lifts a finger
And a Scampi darts about
Yoffy bends another
And a tortoise head peeps out
These hands were made for making
And making they must do
Missing Link.
the simple answer is a cancer doctor. still he looks clean which is always good in any doctor scenario.
I'm a clinical proctolophile.
This is hilarious to me - I just applied for a job through ASCO this morning. Here's hoping I get to work right next to Dr. Link and his fabulous beard.
Still wearing his favourite tie from the 80s.
Beard is tickling me just from looking at it.
Would like to liase with.
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